The only music I love is metal

[Musician78]

ahhhhhhhhh...well...ummm I don't have a girl.

Thank Satan!!!

You stil can be yourself and silly, but your wife will prolly cover the boob thing...and girlie stuff. All I know is my daughter would be grounded for life once she turns 13..

If I have a daughter, when she turns 13 I am buying us a big pool so all her friends can come over to swim.

[horns666]

If I have a daughter, when she turns 13 I am buying us a big pool so all her friends can come over to swim.

I'll come over wearing my speedo. Teenage girls can't get enough of big, bald, Italian guys with hairy backs..they turn to moosh.

But I'll wait 'till they're a little older, and wear my "Bobby the beef Puppet" shorts. Then when the turn 18, I will put on my old cop uniform and give 'em a lap dance. Not your daughter of course..that would be very wrong. Ohhh..maybe their moms...yeah!!!!:idea:

[Musician78]

I'll come over wearing my speedo. Teenage girls can't get enough of big, bald, Italian guys with hairy backs..they turn to moosh.

But I'll wait 'till they're a little older, and wear my "Bobby the beef Puppet" shorts. Then when the turn 18, I will put on my old cop uniform and give 'em a lap dance. Not your daughter of course..that would be very wrong. Ohhh..maybe their moms...yeah!!!!:idea:

It wouldn't be wrong because she will be a lesbian.

[horns666]

It wouldn't be wrong because she will be a lesbian.

...well I prolly could help with that. Once they see me in the buff, they'll prolly be ruined for men forever!!!

Man, thank goodness I married. My wife says I still turn her on..man, she's sick!:ROTF:

[Musician78]

BTW, Is metal really the only music you love??

[horns666]

BTW, Is metal really the only music you love??

Yeah..and of course the classic rock gods. Who are the purveyors of metal anywhoo.

Yeah..I'm 1000% metalhead..

[Musician78]

I love prog rock and prog metal. When I was little, my father was always into the non mainstream music. Genesis (Gabriel era), ELP, The Alan Parsons Project, Jethro Tull, lesser mainstream Pink Floyd and Wishbone Ash, just to name a few. I guess that was the foundation of my musical tastes. Two of my favorite bands are old Genesis and Pink Floyd.

And of course all sorts of prog metal bands, none of whom come from the United States though.

[gotwtt]

bills the man

[Rsmacker]

I know. I see this all the time. I am quite sure That won't be me. I don't tolerate a lot, lol. In fact, I've almost finish building my mahogany attitude adjuster/ass paddle. I just need to drill the holes to reduce wind resistance. Believe me; I'll be ready.

Countersink the holes, it'll raise blisters then without cutting the skin.
Trust me, this is one of my specialist subjects.
Try it out on the Mrs regularly, or if you feel that way inclined, see if she can make you plead for mercy.
(My Call Centre Bitch loves the big wooden paddle)



Oh, yeah, and "Death to All Butt Metal"