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  • I love you guys

    In the most manly of ways.

    I've been very busy with homelife. I must catch up later.

    But I had the urge to post MANY fett-like threads. Just random insignificant thoughts that I really have no need to share other than being a complet asshole.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

  • #2
    I figured that was your direction.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jason1212 View Post
      I figured that was your direction.
      YES!!!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by horns666 View Post
        But I had the urge to post MANY fett-like threads.
        success!
        Hail yesterday

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        • #5
          Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
          success!
          Not quite..at least my meaningless drivel has more meaning and has a sense of humor.

          I will give you an example of the lack of my awesomness. EX: I saw a girl at the gas station today. She has such a nice smile. I gave her $10 and told her I'm on pump # 5. She told me to "have a nice day". I didn't know what to say. She caught me completely by surprise.

          I'm going to stop for gas there again tomorrow. What if she's there..I'm afraid.

          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Brilliant!
            "POOP"

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            • #7
              fett likes shit is that your best
              "Oh please, please dress as my sexy dead wife!" -

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              • #8
                Now you need to post randomly about how you were going to give the girl some free meat and buy the mobile home next door.Maybe.But you really want to trade for a old radio and a plywood guitar.......................
                Straightjacket Memories.Sedative Highs...........

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                • #9
                  Love ya too, ya' faggot.
                  Originally posted by horns666
                  The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.

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                  • #10
                    Got nothing but love for ya Billy boyee.
                    Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

                    "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

                    I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

                    Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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                    • #11
                      Awww are you touching your feminine side again?

                      Your to sweet you bald prick
                      “The modern definition of "racist" is "someone who is winning an argument with a liberal”

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                      • #12
                        William,
                        If you were a pussy I'd eat you. Call me when you're at the gas station next time.
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                          I saw a girl at the gas station today. She has such a nice smile. I gave her $10 and told her I'm on pump # 5. She told me to "have a nice day". I didn't know what to say. She caught me completely by surprise.

                          Something similar happened to me, except I got a blow job!!!!!!!




                          I love streetwalkers who hang around gas stations.
                          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                          I nearly broke her back

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jacksons Shred View Post
                            Love ya too, ya' faggot.
                            Originally posted by Soap View Post
                            Got nothing but love for ya Billy boyee.
                            Originally posted by Mr.C View Post
                            Awww are you touching your feminine side again?

                            Your to sweet you bald prick





                            j/k
                            Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                            • #15
                              That's Count Fagula...I'm a vampire godammit.

                              Anyway, I ran around for a couple hours to burn some gas. Then returned to the gas station and asked gas station lady when her lunch break was. I had it all planned out. White Castle has a special for a sack of 10 sliders for $4.88. So I waited for 3 1/2 hours until her 30 minute lunch. I already went and bought the sack of sliders so we wouldn't waste any time. I kept them warm by keeping them in the sun. It started to rain but they didn't get too wet. Sadly she refused to eat a single slider, so I ate all of them. After about 10 minutes, I aksed if I could have the key to the bathroom...it was attached to a hubcap. I really had to go, I was in there for almost an hour. I think it was those sliders. No wonder they were only $4.88 per sack. Anyway she said thank you and smiled.

                              She smokes Malboro..so I bought her a pack. Then tipped my hat and left. I think she likes me.
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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