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  • #286
    I will join the Hello Kitty throwdown..and prolly loose. Can mine have a Floyd so I can do my best Kerry King on it?

    Pebber what the F??? What was the purpose of that that?? Blazer is getting goofier by the second.:think:

    Guys..It's Poll Time!!!

    Show me your balls!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #287
      Originally posted by horns666 View Post
      I will join the Hello Kitty throwdown..and prolly loose. Can mine have a Floyd so I can do my best Kerry King on it?
      No Floyd, you'd need a Kahler for Kerry.
      I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

      - Newc

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      • #288
        Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
        Don't forget, there's other possible theories abound, Blazer may wear purple bowling outfits and go by the name Jesus. He was the awesome bowling "pedderass" in Lebowski......

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyL...eature=related
        My favorite scene in that movie..It still hurts my sides everytime.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #289
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
          Shawn, You know how I know your gay..

          You play air guitar whenever you hear Wham.

          Bill, you know how I know you're gay?

          Your dick tastes like shit! :ROTF:
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #290
            Originally posted by hippietim View Post
            No Floyd, you'd need a Kahler for Kerry.
            I did not know this..well, that explains everything..
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #291
              Originally posted by horns666 View Post
              Show me your balls!
              I never show them to strange men. They might draw them!
              Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
              Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ Marshall

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              • #292
                horns id just like to say I wasnt backing him up when I said you dont hold back. I think he deserved what he got.
                "Too bad Kurt didn't teach John how to aim a gun."
                Jackson Shred

                "maybe i should do what madona does and adopt a little chineese kid and get them to knock up a couple of guitars for me" cookiemonster

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                • #293
                  Bill, you know how I know your are gay?

                  you have a bumper sticker that says "I love cock"

                  ....and you like Coldplay
                  shawnlutz.com

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                  • #294
                    Originally posted by Carbuff View Post
                    :ROTF: Holy shit, if I was drinking anything it would have been all over my computer. That was fuggin funny. He blows them for quality control.:ROTF::ROTF:
                    Hahaha..yeahhhh!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #295
                      Originally posted by Shawn Lutz View Post
                      Bill, you know how I know your are gay?

                      you have a bumper sticker that says "I love cock"

                      ....and you like Coldplay
                      That's gay???:think:

                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #296
                        Originally posted by toejam View Post

                        Bill, you know how I know you're gay?

                        Your dick tastes like shit! :ROTF:


                        Geez, my stupid doctor is making me to eat tons fish oil. My ass is spraying pink foam..WTF??!!

                        How is that healthy??!!:think:
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #297
                          Originally posted by horns666 View Post


                          Geez, my stupid doctor is making me to eat tons fish oil. My ass is spraying pink foam..WTF??!!

                          How is that healthy??!!:think:
                          I don't know how that's healthy either. I take those fish oil pills once in awhile... they do make my poop very stinky, but it slides out real nice and smooth. :ROTF:
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #298
                            Originally posted by Dred View Post
                            I never show them to strange men. They might draw them!
                            Then don't show them to Blazer..he'll draw a face on them!!!:ROTF:

                            Oooooohhhhh...There's goes that foam !!! WTF???

                            I know Tox..The Toxic Avenger. Oh, I loved that movie!!!

                            Ooops..I'll be back..how's this healthy???
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #299
                              Originally posted by toejam View Post
                              I don't know how that's healthy either. I take those fish oil pills once in awhile... they do make my poop very stinky, but it slides out real nice and smooth. :ROTF:
                              I think my fish was a Dolphin..because I'm spraying out my blowhole. Stupid Dick Fish Oil Pills!!!

                              WTF??!!
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #300
                                Depending what brand it is and how much mercury is in it, I guess it could give you diarrhea.
                                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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