Riding without a shotgun seat

[VitaminG]

When you decide to keep hanging with junkyard dogs ..don't keep complaining about the fleas.

Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me a couple dozen times..I fuggin' deserve it.

So, have we learned anything yet?

I think we've all learned that fett jr.... er, Blazer has a masochistic streak. Or that he enjoys the attention that another woe-is-me tale of his adventures with his oddly named bandmates elicits.

[VitaminG]

btw, and speaking of oddly named bandmates, keep an eye out for my new solo project, coming this fall. The project is called Grrd'nor (my new name for myself that I gave to me) (I still need to finalise a suitably illegible font for the band logo) and will bring to the world's attention a NEW brand of metal, to leave all others in its wake - Horticultural Metal. Sounds brootalz already, right?

Look out for the debut album, Topiary of Death. It will feature such soon-to-be classics as "Hoe Is Me", "Rake To Your Face" & "Don't Put Your Shit In My Barrow" (that one's a ballad)

[horns666]

btw, and speaking of oddly named bandmates, keep an eye out for my new solo project, coming this fall. The project is called Grrd'nor (my new name for myself that I gave to me) (I still need to finalise a suitably illegible font for the band logo) and will bring to the world's attention a NEW brand of metal, to leave all others in its wake - Horticultural Metal. Sounds brootalz already, right?

Look out for the debut album, Topiary of Death. It will feature such soon-to-be classics as "Hoe Is Me", "Rake To Your Face" & "Don't Put Your Shit In My Barrow" (that one's a ballad)

..That's awesome. I want in G!!! Maybe we can work on that Epic Power metal concept project "Gayus Epicus".

"We are merry men,
and we like to dance around
Slappin' our swords..
..fightin' for the crown"

It's like a mix of Manowar..and Air Supply!

[horns666]

I think we've all learned that fett jr.... er, Blazer has a masochistic streak. Or that he enjoys the attention that another woe-is-me tale of his adventures with his oddly named bandmates elicits.

Abso-fuggin-lutely!!!

[Reverend Timmy]

G,that shit is hilarious. "Birdbath of Death".....

[AK47]

I'm with you Angel King. Well, I used to be. Sober now. Lightweights are a headache. I'm a lightweight now. Hell, I'm a no-weight-lol
Sorry about your seat Blaze.

If your sober thats cool and if you drink/use thats cool.

If your hang with me in public I think you should handle yourself properly sober or loaded as it reflects poorly on me if you dont. Just as I dont go to the bar with people and start nodding out, fighting people or puking all over the place.

[VitaminG]

I'm all out of love
I will vivisect you.
I've left it too late
nowyourgutsaredriedonmybroadsword

[horns666]

G,that shit is hilarious. "Birdbath of Death".....

..genius!!

Now back to our scheduled program.. "Blazin' Ade's Golden Adventure".

[horns666]

I'm all out of love
I will vivisect you.
I've left it too late
nowyourgutsaredriedonmybroadsword

That was beautiful..we must do this.

We are Gayus Epicus !!!!

[horns666]

Brother Tommy can baptize my seat, and I will join him.

That's called marking our territory..fuggit.

But not the Cobra..any car but the Cobra!!!

[horns666]

G we could have Blaze do our cover art!!!:ROTF:

[VitaminG]

if you want a hairy chest, handlebar moustache & a "significant" package, Blaze is your guy. I wonder if the girls hand up your ass is extra...

[toxikdeth]

"I'll make it up to you - let's go get drunk" is his way of saying "I'll show you a good time in lieu of paying for the repairs". It's actually "I'll go get drunk and you can watch, and then I will have provided you with entertainment of comparable cost".

Hang out with him and wait for him to pass out drunk. Beat the shit out of him. Do this for about 6 months. He'll either sober up or you'll at least get the satisfaction of giving him the ass-beating he deserves.

I'd say stop the attempt at cleaning the seat and have the whole thing redone - foam, upholstery, all of it. It's the only way to get rid of urine.

a horrible yet practical idea

[QuantumRider]

I think we've all learned that fett jr.... er, Blazer has a masochistic streak. Or that he enjoys the attention that another woe-is-me tale of his adventures with his oddly named bandmates elicits.

At least Fett used to respond to posts in his threads... Blazer ignores the posts in his old threads and starts new threads, with every fifth one being

"How come nobody posts reponses of substance to my threads?"

I'm still waiting to hear what "Slavantas" means in Dutch...

btw, and speaking of oddly named bandmates, keep an eye out for my new solo project, coming this fall. The project is called Grrd'nor (my new name for myself that I gave to me) (I still need to finalise a suitably illegible font for the band logo) and will bring to the world's attention a NEW brand of metal, to leave all others in its wake - Horticultural Metal. Sounds brootalz already, right?

Look out for the debut album, Topiary of Death. It will feature such soon-to-be classics as "Hoe Is Me", "Rake To Your Face" & "Don't Put Your Shit In My Barrow" (that one's a ballad)

Australia is a real easy flight from where I am. I want to be credited as "Special Guest Stunt Guitarist" on the Topiary of Death. If we can't work out our schedules for the recording of the debut album, I'm definitely in for the second record "Compost Pile of Doom"

[VitaminG]

At least Fett used to respond to posts in his threads... Blazer ignores the posts in his old threads and starts new threads, with every fifth one being

"How come nobody posts reponses of substance to my threads?"

I'm still waiting to hear what "Slavantas" means in Dutch...

I assumed it was some kind of compact 4 wheel drive...

Australia is a real easy flight from where I am. I want to be credited as "Special Guest Stunt Guitarist" on the Topiary of Death. If we can't work out our schedules for the recording of the debut album, I'm definitely in for the second record "Compost Pile of Doom"

we would be delighted to have you on board. On one proviso - you must wear pants, at least while recording