Riding without a shotgun seat

[Reverend Timmy]

How about"Shabby Chic Suicide"........

[Hellbat]

"Embryonic Mattock Vivisection"

All guitars have all 6 strings tuned to B and are strummed with beets.

[VitaminG]

"Embryonic Mattock Vivisection"

All guitars have all 6 strings tuned to B and are strummed with beets.

now that is sexy! I like your style, sir.

[AK47]

Maybe Blazer should hang out with people more his styles...

[SEEGERMANY]

G we could have Blaze do our cover art!!!:ROTF:

Maybe even seat covers for the COBRA!

[horns666]

At least Fett used to respond to posts in his threads... Blazer ignores the posts in his old threads and starts new threads, with every fifth one being

"How come nobody posts reponses of substance to my threads?"

I'm still waiting to hear what "Slavantas" means in Dutch...

Thank you ..Thank you..Thank you..Thank you one thousand times. How true and annoying is this.

So, I posted a barrage of meaningless threads last week. As my personal tribute to Blazer. Ironically, the topics I randomly pulled from my ass..like My PP hurts, ..I like BJs..I gotta Poop..and ect. Seem to amuse people. I didn't care or expect for them to many replies whatsoever. But, everyone immediately knew what I was doing.

Blazer will continue to post numerous threads about the same stuff. Then complain nobody responds to them and complains even more whenever I respond to them. But at least I try to bring in a little "fun", and people respond to that. Then he'll ignore the damn thread and keep posting more..more...more..

At least fett did repsond to most of his threads. But why so many threads? To be honest, fett PM'd me several times before he got himself banned. He kept bumping my ONE silly thread down..but I already knew that.

I still have some of those PMs..

[Blazer]

I'm still waiting to hear what "Slavantas" means in Dutch...

I already explained that one before, we named ourselves after the sole mountainous range in The Netherlands: Slavante, which in turn is named after the Roman Centurion Slavantas who founded the city of Maastricht from which our band hails.

As for not responding to my old threads anymore: simple because I'm sick of them constantly being derailed. So I chose to let them die instead of joining in the "Fun" here.

Anyway, to get back on topic here. I'm gonna press charges against Ade. It's simply the only way for me to get some money for the damage caused here.

I'll keep you guys imformed.

[Blazer]

Well Horns I had no idea that your bullshit threads were a tribute to me, why thank you.

I told you before though, I have been bullied a lot in my past and I simply apply the solution that everybody told me back then, Ignore the bullies and they'll stop.

Oh yeah, wanna have something bullshitty, check this out.

[toejam]

Anyway, to get back on topic here. I'm gonna press charges against Ade. It's simply the only way for me to get some money for the damage caused here.

That's the best thing to do. Maybe that idiot will finally learn something, or maybe not.

[AK47]

That's the best thing to do. Maybe that idiot will finally learn something, or maybe not.

Dont know what the laws are like over there but the cops over here would say its a civil matter.

Wheres the evidence now? Go collect my piss soaked seat put it in evidence and forward it to the DAs office.

[Blazer]

After re-reading the replies here I feel that people want to know why I post my threads.

Why do I post threads about cartoons? Simple, because I'm a toon head and I enjoy drawing my own cartoons, the cartoon posted in this thread is a testimony of my skill here.

Why do I post threads about planes? Because I'm a propellor head I love planes and the technique behind it.

So why do I post those threads HERE?

Because I'm sure that there are others around on this forum who also dig those topics.

And let's be honest Horns666, my topics are never about profanity like your "Tribute" to me was. I know my boundries.

[toejam]

Dont know what the laws are like over there but the cops over here would say its a civil matter.

Wheres the evidence now? Go collect my piss soaked seat put it in evidence and forward it to the DAs office.

Yes, it would be a civil matter and probably go to small claims court. The shop that's doing the cleaning would attest to their services and provide a copy of the bill.

[horns666]

Well Blaze. Freinds have "fun", busting each others balls. That's what friends do. But that's bullying to you..I see.

Just like when a good looking dude asks a girl out, and everything is peachy. But some ugly fuck asking the same girl out..that's sexual harrasment.

Just as you percieve me as being a bully..I percieve you as a petty, delusional, weidro . I'd say the latter statement is much closer to reality. Well, since I always called it like I see it, and never got it wrong..not once.

I'm no "bully" dude. If anything, I protected people like you from bullies. I did that at school, at work, and I'll do that until I fuggin' croak. But this is just a cop out, an excuse. You beg for attention, like fett did, but fail. I don't beg for attention..never had to. That's the difference that explains everything..

BTW dude, I find your terrible, and blatantly FAKE reggae accent could be very offensive to black people, and I certainly couldn't blame them. It sounds like you're mocking them. But..that's just my perception. I know for a FACT, if you pulled that kinda shit on any streecorner in Cleveland..you'd be like a juicy steak in a tank full of sharks. I know this!~~

I don't think monorities in Cleveland or elsewhere would appricate your "tribute"..they'd be kickin' your ass. Then my bully ass would prolly pull 'em off..hmmm..ain't that somethin'. :think:

[horns666]

Yes, it would be a civil matter and probably go to small claims court. The shop that's doing the cleaning would attest to their services and provide a copy of the bill.

That is correct..call Judge Judy ..not the Po Po.

[horns666]

Blazer.."And let's be honest Horns666, my topics are never about profanity like your "Tribute" to me was. I know my boundries."

WTF are you talking about..you are nuts. The ONLY "tribute" to you that I posted was this.

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Originally Posted by zeegler
Nice Bill.

I know exactly who you're talking about too. :ROTF:
Is it that obvious..yes it is.

That was my fett-like persona. My tribute to the viking! But I'm a master of many diguises. I will now perform another impression.

Here goes..

You should have seen me at our last show. We were playing during an electrical storm, and in the clouds I saw the face of Zues. He hit me with a bolt of lightning and it was at this time I did a 80 foot "powerslide" off a 40 foot stage. A small crowd of people and an infant broke my fall. Then I was body surfing and shredding during the entire solo section of the song. The people cheered and the baby cried, as the gods of metal were pleased. Later that night, there was a lonely, chubby man with long, poofy hair wearing shades and alot of jewlery weeping at the bar. I approached him and tried to comfort him. But he just handed me a guitar case and walked away. I opened it, and there was an old vintage white, large headstock Fender Stat with a scalloped maple neck with the letters YJM carved in the body.

The end.