Riding without a shotgun seat

[Jacksons Shred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1K1t...eature=related <-- Greatest part

Is that a fucking Bible?

HEY HEY THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE SON

[guitarsjb]

As far as I a concerned... this is another incredibly witty post.

Why yes, yes it is bro!! A good one at that! :ROTF:

[Shawn Lutz]

ya'all are meanies.....

[horns666]

HEY!!!

Just checkin' in. I'm addicted to the dumbest movies imaginable. I hate action flicks, dramas, blow 'em ups...ehhh boiring IMO! Gimme Kevin Smith, Apatow movies like Superbad, The 40 year old virgin (oops..Blazer), both Clerks. Jay and Silent Bob, Sex Drive, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Cheech and Chong, Spinal Tap, Orgazmo, Dumb & Dumber, The Pick of Destiny, Old School, ..of course South Park..anything that makes me laugh. Especially this place..The JCF!!! and silly shit I find on Youtube, like this!! I love this guy!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf...5A0900&index=8

That virgin thing makes total sense!! He's also narcissistic with a delusional "out of touch" mentality on everything across the board. But here's another observation. He constantly posts his horrible crap (and it does SUCK) and expects the obligated JCF "Bro" compliments or else. He even disables comments on Youtube. But he NEVER returns any coolness/kindness with complements on others, who are very gifted members!! he doesn't even acknowledge them, but is very vocal when his crap goes ignored. There is some amazing players and bands here and they don't whine, moan, and groan on critique/comments ..or the lack of.

Good thing this place wasn't a bar. Because if that was the case and he carried on like this. The "Bully" theory would be in full bloom. Who wouldn't tell him to STFU..??

AK that was an excellent connection/observation you made with that gender cartoon. That character is him!!! It even looks like a better version of a young Wooter in the same exact scenarios he's complained about. ..wow.

Oh, also I absolutely agree with Gary on Vass. Vass and I may have different ways to approach things. Much like my good friend Cleveland Metal. We're pretty sharp guys with a style that works for us. I'm not as dipolmatic as most of you. I know I should be. But I think I'm pretty nice until my buttons are pushed..then I'm a dick. I had to learn to be ginormous dick. The biggest dick humanly possible. I had to always be a bigger dick than the dick I'm dealing with. That's how it works. That's why ALL Cops are dicks, with different levelas of dickdom. Hey, being a dick ain't easy..it's stressful. I can be fun too. It's a double edged sword ..being a dick. It's a life-long commitment. That's how they should swear you in..raise your hand and repeat.."I (state your name) promise to be a engorged and throbbing dick to fuck assholes who fuck decent people..Amen". with you hand on The Holy Fucking Bible..Son!

Well anywhoo, you fuckers are family to me. Every once in a while this shit happens..and we just flush the toilet. No big deal..fuggums.

NEXT..

[horns666]

ya'all are meanies.....

Shawn ..your timing was a little off, but it's good now.

YES!!.. We are meanies to weenies...

[Cygnus X1]

Fine job, Billz and all.
The true character was revealed.
And, I learned a lesson here to you all.

It IS difficult to convey thoughts into words, into inflections.
I got dicked over for hanging out with fett.
Even while I was busting his nuts over the same things everyone else was (and still do) the cheap guitars, the awful living conditions, the random posts...it remains true he finds some incredible amp stuff the ebay that I would never bother to waste my time with.

Why is this relevant to anything here?

Blazer has a real, legit issue or ten to deal with.
I'm fat dumb and happy building amps.
And have about zero Internet savvy.
So I get into warz I really don't need to.

Just remember the Arnold Layne comment.
It fits, and a PM showed it to be dead on.
Hopefully ten years from now the kid will have grown up.

[Blazer]

Reading all of this actually made me laugh: you guys are so wrong about me.

Believe all you guys want about what you guys make up of what has been writen about me. But it's nothing like how I really am.

Think I'm gay? I'm not but if you guys think I am because of my music or because of my latest purchase being a sky blue Squier, then I'm gay, I'm sure my girlfriend doesn't agree with you though.

Am I a sicko who draws Porn toons? Heh, look at what else is on the Hartists site, there's some really sick stuff there with people losing limbs and underage sex. I however don't draw stuff like that for the simple reason that I do not agree with that. I have built up a folowing with my comics people like the fact that I always include real storylines, not just "clothes-off-and-fuck"

I am professional guitar builder, the cheap stuff is more of a Hobby, Cygnus I don't know where you got the amp idea from but I don't do amps. It's guitars and basses only. I'll buy them, restore/hot-rod them and sell them on, I'm a one man retail store in a way.

Why do I record Reggae songs and put them online? Because it's a healthy distraction of constantly playing metal with Slavantas. It keeps me on my toes musically speaking.

Fact is that when reading all of your comments on what I am to you, made my decision to leave this board more valid: Cygnus, you said that people gave you a dicking for hanging out with Fett and so you just bend over and joined with the heard, sad really.

When I posted my aircraft threads or my Cartoon threads on the TDPRI or on the Alembic forum, people responded very differently, there are former air force pilots on those forums and people who worked at animation studio's. Also at those forums it isn't a sin to own guitars that set you back a tenner.

I guess I can compare this forum to a shower room of a high school football club: full of jocks who love to compare their dicks to each other and who'll pick on everybody who didn't get a Cadilac Escalade from their parents at Christmas.

Me and Fett, I guess we both were the high school nerds who walked into the wrong shower room.

Fact is, NONE of you knows the real Wouter Jaegers and frankly, I'm glad that you don't. If you guys were to show up at my door one day (and seeing as how I never told where I live, that's very unlikely) and I'll open the door, you will probably go "Not what we expected."

Anyway, seeing as none of you will make me stop drawing or buying cheap guitars, I'm sitting here with a content smile, you guys don't know me but I certainly have learned a LOT about you when re-reading every comment you guys posted about me in this thread here. Well Horns666, I'd never thought I'd see the day but thank you, you having de-railed my thread has exposed so much about my soon to be former fellow forum members.

So go on snobs, go on and bully away the next one who'll show up on this forum who doesn't fit into your demograph on how JCF forum members should be.

In closing, here's some lyrics of a song from my band, a song with the fitting title "Back in balance"

"There's no more to say
we're back in balance again
and all the mountains we climbed
we're back in balance."

Oh and one last thing, I didn't change or remove links here, the site had an update. Why would I remove or delete links, I want my audience to find my works.

[AK47]

Think I'm gay? I'm not but if you guys think I am because of my music or because of my latest purchase being a sky blue Squier, then I'm gay, I'm sure my girlfriend doesn't agree with you though.

.

BS! post pics of you and your girlfriend smooching(So I know its not your sister or cousin) holding a sign or paper that says Fuck AK47 written in sharpie with todays date.

ETA I say you are a virgin not gay.

[MartinBarre]

I guess I can compare this forum to a shower room of a high school football club: full of jocks who love to compare their dicks to each other and who'll pick on everybody who didn't get a Cadilac Escalade from their parents at Christmas.

It's a Jackson forum, not a fucking telecaster forum, what do you expect?!

Regarding your comics, I think there must be underlying issues that make you draw little schoolgirl type characters all the time, whether they're getting humped or not. You definetely seem to identify with little girls which seems creepy.

If you don't like my saying that, or see it as "bullying", well, fuck you, it's not intended to be. Wanting to draw little girls getting fucked in the mouth is ODD and if you're gonna put your "art" out there for people to see you've gotta take the rough with the smooth. Like your schoolgirl characters.

[Reverend Timmy]

A sky blue Squire is pretty damn gay.........................

[Blazer]

It's a Jackson forum, not a fucking telecaster forum, what do you expect?!

Regarding your comics, I think there must be underlying issues that make you draw little schoolgirl type characters all the time, whether they're getting humped or not. You definetely seem to identify with little girls which seems creepy.

If you don't like my saying that, or see it as "bullying", well, fuck you. Wanting to draw little girls getting fucked in the mouth is ODD.

Heh, I doubt that you're aware of this but let me give an example here: I never posted the links to my comics on this forum: the others did.

But don't take my word for it, go HERE to see what people thought of my stories. The link is safe for work.

http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=24457

You won't see the pictures though because only forum members can see them. But the reactions are visible.

[AK47]

Heh, I doubt that you're aware of this but let me give an example here: I never posted the links to my comics on this forum: the others did.

But don't take my word for it, go HERE to see what people thought of my stories. The link is safe for work.

http://www.thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=24457

You won't see the pictures though because only forum members can see them. But the reactions are visible.

Yeah Yeah, whatever.

Pics of you and your girlfriend smooching with sign or you are teh gay virgin with gender identity issues.

[Cygnus X1]

Cygnus, you said that people gave you a dicking for hanging out with Fett and so you just bend over and joined with the heard, sad really.

Where did you get the idea that I just "bent over"?
I threw all sorts of fits over the whole episode.
Base your arguments on reality-not on your perceptions.

And I never said anything about you building amps.

I join the others here that insist your cartoons aren't just borderline, they are without a doubt an indication of some issue. I could care less what you do for a living or look like.

When a majority of a population of a forum draws the same conclusions, then it's time for that person to examine just what to do next.

I have come to the conclusion that I've said my piece, won't push it, and shrug off whatever happens. You choose to keep digging your hole ever deeper. You can't win.
You say you have quit, then do it.

[Blazer]

Awww Cygnus, you're only saying that because you don't want to have the others dicking you again because of trying to understand Fett.

Poor baby.

[Cygnus X1]

Awww Cygnus, you're only saying that because you don't want to have the others dicking you again because of trying to understand Fett.

Poor baby.

Deflecting your issue changes nothing.

Don't take the members of this forum as being as stupid as you would like to think.