Riding without a shotgun seat

[Jacksonguy666]

If someone pissed in my car , I 'd piss on their face. Not ask what to do about for christ sakes .

Plus since he's gay, he would like having his little wiener near the drunks face. Reminds him of his college days.
In all honesty though, he's not gay, a virgin, has some mental problems, and didn't go to college. :idea:

[Cygnus X1]

He should seek help, and or talk to others that already crossed bridges he may wish to. I do psychotheray twice a month for major anger and aggression issues. It really helps, along with xanax.

I still think about that jackass you had an encounter with at the parking lot at HH Greggs (or whatever).

I, for one, am particularly proud of the intervention you did on that one!
Hopefully saved someone else's ass that would not have done what you gave up.

That is that, and this is this.
I think you know what I mean.
Ears Up!

[Dred]

I remember that one as well. All I can say, is that if there was a god, he'd be proud.

...or scared shitless. Your pick

[Jayster]

LOL Jay rules!

I'm gonna take this completely out of context, and say
yes I do rulez

[toxikdeth]

I still think about that jackass you had an encounter with at the parking lot at HH Greggs (or whatever).

I, for one, am particularly proud of the intervention you did on that one!
Hopefully saved someone else's ass that would not have done what you gave up.

That is that, and this is this.
I think you know what I mean.
Ears Up!

can somone fill me in on what happend

[jgcable]

Reading all of this actually made me laugh: you guys are so wrong about me.

Believe all you guys want about what you guys make up of what has been writen about me. But it's nothing like how I really am.

Think I'm gay? I'm not but if you guys think I am because of my music or because of my latest purchase being a sky blue Squier, then I'm gay, I'm sure my girlfriend doesn't agree with you though.

Am I a sicko who draws Porn toons? Heh, look at what else is on the Hartists site, there's some really sick stuff there with people losing limbs and underage sex. I however don't draw stuff like that for the simple reason that I do not agree with that. I have built up a folowing with my comics people like the fact that I always include real storylines, not just "clothes-off-and-fuck"

I am professional guitar builder, the cheap stuff is more of a Hobby, Cygnus I don't know where you got the amp idea from but I don't do amps. It's guitars and basses only. I'll buy them, restore/hot-rod them and sell them on, I'm a one man retail store in a way.

Why do I record Reggae songs and put them online? Because it's a healthy distraction of constantly playing metal with Slavantas. It keeps me on my toes musically speaking.

Fact is that when reading all of your comments on what I am to you, made my decision to leave this board more valid: Cygnus, you said that people gave you a dicking for hanging out with Fett and so you just bend over and joined with the heard, sad really.

When I posted my aircraft threads or my Cartoon threads on the TDPRI or on the Alembic forum, people responded very differently, there are former air force pilots on those forums and people who worked at animation studio's. Also at those forums it isn't a sin to own guitars that set you back a tenner.

I guess I can compare this forum to a shower room of a high school football club: full of jocks who love to compare their dicks to each other and who'll pick on everybody who didn't get a Cadilac Escalade from their parents at Christmas.

Me and Fett, I guess we both were the high school nerds who walked into the wrong shower room.

Fact is, NONE of you knows the real Wouter Jaegers and frankly, I'm glad that you don't. If you guys were to show up at my door one day (and seeing as how I never told where I live, that's very unlikely) and I'll open the door, you will probably go "Not what we expected."

Anyway, seeing as none of you will make me stop drawing or buying cheap guitars, I'm sitting here with a content smile, you guys don't know me but I certainly have learned a LOT about you when re-reading every comment you guys posted about me in this thread here. Well Horns666, I'd never thought I'd see the day but thank you, you having de-railed my thread has exposed so much about my soon to be former fellow forum members.

So go on snobs, go on and bully away the next one who'll show up on this forum who doesn't fit into your demograph on how JCF forum members should be.

In closing, here's some lyrics of a song from my band, a song with the fitting title "Back in balance"

"There's no more to say
we're back in balance again
and all the mountains we climbed
we're back in balance."

Oh and one last thing, I didn't change or remove links here, the site had an update. Why would I remove or delete links, I want my audience to find my works.

That fact is you are a shitty musician and a creep on top of it. You and your band suck... your stage names are stupid.. the fact that you use them when you are just talking about your band is extra stupid and IMHO.... you should give up playing any type of music and focus your efforts on Anime Kiddy Porn which is something you are probably pretty good at. I knew you sucked as a musician the first time I heard that crap you started posting in the MP3 section. Most of the JCF'rs that you talk so bad about actually defended you and at the time.. rightfully so. It just so happens that since I am the superior musician around here ... and the crotchety old mister know it all...I could tell instantly that you sucked and called you out on it. Take my advise.. I am never wrong about these things, never play music again. The world will be a better place if you stop now. Also.. tell your bandmates (you know.. those crazy guys who piss in your car and puke everywhere and have identity issues like you) and tell them to give up music too. I wanted to tell you that the new guitar player you had (the one who you posted Youtube videos on playing guitar solo's, he was a skinny young looking kid) was just god aweful too but I didn't want to get bashed again by JCF members. I guess its ok to tell you now... he sucks. Is he into creepy cartoons or creepy websites too? Maybe he is one of the characters in that sicko cartoon you create. Please leave the JCF and never come back.

[toxikdeth]

That fact is you are a shitty musician and a creep on top of it. You and your band suck... your stage names are stupid.. the fact that you use them when you are just talking about your band is extra stupid and IMHO.... you should give up playing any type of music and focus your efforts on Anime Kiddy Porn which is something you are probably pretty good at. I knew you sucked as a musician the first time I heard that crap you started posting in the MP3 section. Most of the JCF'rs that you talk so bad about actually defended you and at the time.. rightfully so. It just so happens that since I am the superior musician around here ... and the crotchety old mister know it all...I could tell instantly that you sucked and called you out on it. Take my advise.. I am never wrong about these things, never play music again. The world will be a better place if you stop now. Also.. tell your bandmates (you know.. those crazy guys who piss in your car and puke everywhere and have identity issues like you) and tell them to give up music too. I wanted to tell you that the new guitar player you had (the one who you posted Youtube videos on playing guitar solo's, he was a skinny young looking
kid) was just god aweful too but I didn't want to get bashed again by JCF
members. I guess its ok to tell you now... he sucks. Is he into creepy cartoons
or creepy websites too? Maybe he is one of the characters in that sicko
cartoon you create. Please leave the JCF and never come back.

Wow you don't hold back

[horns666]

Wow you don't hold back

Yes, That was very nice. Ya'know when you're part of a family, you try to handle some with kid gloves ..to not discourage them. Some didn't realize that the only person Blazer ever cared about is Blazer. He never gave one shit about anyone but himself. He never left nice comments on anyone's thread, be it music or whatever. So why patronize this arrogant, delusional fuck who is incapable of that same courtesy to others. The JCF is just one of MANY forums to pander his crap. He's an "expert" at everything and a master of nothing...except masterbating to Daria, Dragonball Z and Pokemon. WTF??!!:think:

Since he revealed his honest self, why not be honest in return. He sucks, everything he does sucks, his band sucks, his "raggae" is a mockery that would go over like a led fart with most people I know. Besides..it's just godawful. But we bit our tongues, and tried to treat him like a brother instead of the delussional, narcisstic ingrate he really is. John G was honest, and I wanted to, but I held back. But not anymore. I treat people how they treat me and others. That "guitar god" Jack T is below average at best. No matter of any chops, he has major pitch problems, and hits more bones than Paris Hilton. Wouter recently posted a thread that he was nearly as good as Brad Gillis and Jeff Watson. Who didn't cringe and roll their eyes watching that abortion. He has delusions of granduer. My son literally KILLS him in every way concievable and he's 14 and humble. Same goes for everyone with amazing talent here including Nick (Jackson Shreds) who is humble and hell, and the potential talent to make his mark at 18 year old.

What is the purpose of this? Why so "mean" you may asked. Is this really necessesary. YES, I've been wanting to say this for years. Two reasons: Finally we get to be honest! Hopefully THIS just put the nail in his coffin as a member here. He can pander his bullshit elsewhere..which he certainly does.

I gave him a friendly WARNING earlier to "Please leave this place with the little dignity you think you have, or I will destroy it" . He chosed to ignore that warning, and I always keep my word. With MUCH assistance from everyone here..hopefully this will make him him keep his word and leave!


C'YA

Chao

Hasta La Vista

Peace

Fuck Off

Good Riddance

Amen

The End

Vafangu

RIP

Love,

Bill Z Bubbles

[jgcable]

Well said Bill. There are so many great players and all around great people here we can live without some. Everytime I think I am a good lead player I thumb through the MP3 section and listen to some of the JCF players here it inspires me to practice practice practice. Same thing with some of the songs posted. Very humbling. How about some of the real guitar builders and amp builders. Very impressive. We protect our own on the JCF and I'll call out any asswipe who is posing as a member of the JCF. I am confrontational. Always have been.. always will be. I guess after all the years I can sort of see through the bullshit and Blazer is full of it.

[AK47]

I'm american, so I believe in the american way, innocent until proven guilty, or rich enough to buy your way out, whatever your case may be. But the first thing this balloon knot does when people start questioning his "cartoons" is come back buy saying, you guys don't know where I live, or if the police.... might as well come out and say I dream about little kids and from time or two wish is was a female. Sick fuck that needs help

your right...

And the best thing is YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. You can't sue me since I'm not in the USA, and even if you DO get in touch with interpol to go after me, they'll look at you with a "Are you kidding me, we have more important matters than to waste our time to somebody who draws porn comics and collects cheap guitars"

What the fuck is this shit about?

Someone feels real guilty...

Quoted for truth.

[VitaminG]

Once again-I will go back to the "Arnold Layne" scenario.

Who is this Arnold Layne? It's a song then?

(Will someone PLEASE show me how to multi-quote from different posts?)

I could.....

Copy/paste

Ya make this little post thing, cook it all together, ya know, and then cut or copy, make a second, paste in the first one, repeat a few more times if needed, and thar ya go, sonny! (would be better if this forum had a mobster-accent option )

sloppy, time-consuming, unnecessary

While I agree, I want a Jackson Strat (not soloist or dinky) in the same color, but no pickgaurd, with a maple board black dots and the Jackson Logo on a strat-stock! (2 EMG's!) This will be my first custom shop order if by the time I have the money, they CS is not doing firebirds, if they are, this will be my second!

gay, clearly

That fact is you are a shitty musician and a creep on top of it. You and your band suck... your stage names are stupid.. the fact that you use them when you are just talking about your band is extra stupid and IMHO.... you should give up playing any type of music and focus your efforts on Anime Kiddy Porn which is something you are probably pretty good at. I knew you sucked as a musician the first time I heard that crap you started posting in the MP3 section. Most of the JCF'rs that you talk so bad about actually defended you and at the time.. rightfully so. It just so happens that since I am the superior musician around here ... and the crotchety old mister know it all...I could tell instantly that you sucked and called you out on it. Take my advise.. I am never wrong about these things, never play music again. The world will be a better place if you stop now. Also.. tell your bandmates (you know.. those crazy guys who piss in your car and puke everywhere and have identity issues like you) and tell them to give up music too.

I can't tell you why but for some reason while reading this my mind flashed to Allan sitting in the back seat of the car, singing that creepy friends song on The Hangover

[Blazer]

maybe "Knooren" is another of his alter egos, his guitar building one. I wonder if he dresses in different costumes when he is "Mr Knooren, guitar builder", "Rasta Frank, reggae musician" or "creepy porno cartoonist guy"

http://www.knooren.nl/workplace/index.htm

Here I am working on that five string bass.
Now who exactly got owned here?

Get in touch with my Boss Jan Knooren, show him the picture of my bass and ask him about it, he'll tell you that I made it.
Here's the E-mail adress.
[email protected]

My bass at the 2006 Frankfurt music fair, who of you guys can claim that one of their self made instruments was displayed in Frankfurt?

[Blazer]

Yes, That was very nice. Ya'know when you're part of a family, you try to handle some with kid gloves ..to not discourage them. Some didn't realize that the only person Blazer ever cared about is Blazer. He never gave one shit about anyone but himself. He never left nice comments on anyone's thread, be it music or whatever. So why patronize this arrogant, delusional fuck who is incapable of that same courtesy to others. The JCF is just one of MANY forums to pander his crap. He's an "expert" at everything and a master of nothing...except masterbating to Daria, Dragonball Z and Pokemon. WTF??!!:think:

I didn't leave any nice comments?

What about here?

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95515

Or here

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94631

or here

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94605

or here

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94337

or here

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93421

Again my comic strips aren't made to satisfy my own pleasyre, if anything I'd prefer the real thing here.

I stopped posting my songs here since nobody cared about them and only posted degrading comments on them.

Since he revealed his honest self, why not be honest in return. He sucks, everything he does sucks, his band sucks, his "raggae" is a mockery that would go over like a led fart with most people I know. Besides..it's just godawful. But we bit our tongues, and tried to treat him like a brother instead of the delussional, narcisstic ingrate he really is. John G was honest, and I wanted to, but I held back. But not anymore. I treat people how they treat me and others. That "guitar god" Jack T is below average at best. No matter of any chops, he has major pitch problems, and hits more bones than Paris Hilton. Wouter recently posted a thread that he was nearly as good as Brad Gillis and Jeff Watson. Who didn't cringe and roll their eyes watching that abortion. He has delusions of granduer. My son literally KILLS him in every way concievable and he's 14 and humble. Same goes for everyone with amazing talent here including Nick (Jackson Shreds) who is humble and hell, and the potential talent to make his mark at 18 year old.

Those were not my words in my threads about my band Bill. And you haven't been there at our recent rehearsals, those clips Jack put online are no longer an indication of what his playing is really like.

What is the purpose of this? Why so "mean" you may asked. Is this really necessesary. YES, I've been wanting to say this for years. Two reasons: Finally we get to be honest! Hopefully THIS just put the nail in his coffin as a member here. He can pander his bullshit elsewhere..which he certainly does.

I gave him a friendly WARNING earlier to "Please leave this place with the little dignity you think you have, or I will destroy it" . He chosed to ignore that warning, and I always keep my word. With MUCH assistance from everyone here..hopefully this will make him him keep his word and leave!

You guys aren't used to somebody who puts up a fight are you?

So why can I put up with all of this and come back for more? Simple, because I know the truth, it ain't bragging if you can back it up.

C'YA

Chao

Hasta La Vista

Peace

Fuck Off

Good Riddance

Amen

The End

Vafangu

RIP

Love,

Bill Z Bubbles

Tot ziens

Vaarwel

Klootzakken

lamme eikels

ongelofelijke Thomassen

idooten

have fun translating this.

[horns666]

Wooter..nobody cares because you're completely tone deaf and sing and play like Hellen Keller with a hairlip.

The game is over here. You lost all credibilty, dignity, and respect. There is nothing you could possibly do to redeem yourself. You're just making it harder on yourself everytime you come back. You're on a TON of forums..stay over there.

You're not a man of your word. You said you were going to leave several times. You're looking more and more pathetic. If that's even possible.

Listen, I mean this from the bottom of my heart and I'm not saying this to be a dick..but you're an asshole.

Bill

[horns666]

BTW Those are NOT nice comments in c/w fellow members and their music, and such. Just impersonal comments that you like a guitar. So..

Blazer, you are nothing but a malignant mole on the Earth's ass.

"Put up a fight" God you're so pathetic! You're like fighting a Jerry's kid. It's not that we can't..we just don't want to. It's no fun, it's actually pretty sad to be honest.