Riding without a shotgun seat

[horns666]

"Wouter : Sure, I was born on the second of June 1976 in Maastricht and my full name is: Wouter, Jean, Antoine, Mary, Jaegers, and I enjoy receiving facial pudslaps and teabagging with Ade."

[Blazer]

You derailing my threads time after time was really sad, Bill the first couple of times I asked you nicely to stop doing so but you never did, in fact you only did it more.

You asked me why I was the only one who was getting sick of it, simple because it was NOT FUNNY.

What you and the others posted about me in this thread is one BIG fucking lie. I posted a link to the site of my occupation I am a legit guitar craftsman and have been for over 11 years, mail my boss and ask him about me and he'll tell you about me. About me being a helpful hand in the workshop about me working on my Telecaster which will be my personal master piece.

Somebody posted a link on Shouio-ai and to Fanfiction.net, look at the comments I got on my stories, look on the comments I got on Hartists, look at the comments I got on the Paperpusher message board, those are people who know where I'm coming from, those are people who understand what I'm saying with my stories. On this forum I got nothing but ridiculed.

You said that my comics were Pedo, they are not, they depict teenagers and look at Teenagers on a real life porno site, they have tight bodies and small breasts but are by no means kids.

You said that I should be locked up in jail because of my comics, I'm still free and believe me, there are publishing companies who sell comics with far worse sexual depictions and so far nobody has stopped them.

[horns666]

You're right, I'm not funny at all ..Nooooooo. When I derail your threads..it's the only time people give a shit about them. Well, look at this one..it's huge. The most popular thread you ever posted on the JCF!!! Congrats!!

The Pedo thing is questionable, but definetly creepy considering the kiddie show content. Kids search for Pokemon, Dragonball Z, and shit. You did this several years ago when those shows were popular. In my profession we call that baite. I wonder how many children stumbled upon your bullshit while harmlessly searching "Pokemon"..you're an asshole.

Just google Daria images and your bullshit is there..fingering herself. That's nice! You're an asshole!

Yeah, like-minded perverts love your work..that's fantastic. You're an asshole.

EDIT: You're going to jail. It is not "if" but a matter of when. They're gonna love you in there..I can't wait! Remember these words when you have a size 10 poop schute.

BTW: I'm doing a "Destruction Ritual" in your honor. I take full credit for misfortunes coming your way ! Finally, you'll have actual reasons to complain. The moon is abnormally radiant, but you cried wolf too many times.

[Cygnus X1]

http://www.knooren.nl/workplace/index.htm


Here I am working on that five string bass.
Now who exactly got owned here?

Get in touch with my Boss Jan Knooren, show him the picture of my bass and ask him about it, he'll tell you that I made it.
Here's the E-mail adress.
[email protected]

I'll grant you that then.
Seems you were depicting yourself as self employed.
I once worked at FN Manufacturing.
It doesn't make the M16, M240, or the M249 "mine" to display though.

[Blazer]

Hey Bill you were a cop, what exactly does investigation involve?

Getting in touch with people close to the one you're investigating, learn about their every move and devide the bullshit from the truth.

So far the only thing you got on me is the Bullshit whereas what I have been stating is the truth, so help me God.

I am not gay

I have been employed at a luthiery for 11 years and I am professional builder.

I do nobody harm with my comics (Ever heard of a little something called a "Lock" that disables hentai pictures from being shown on image finders? You and your children could benifit from that Bill)

And my full name is Wouter Jean Antoine Mari Jaegers. To explain the name here: my father's mother was French and she wanted me to at least have a couple of French names. Jean (Pronounced "John") is the name of my paternal grandfather, Antoine is the name of my maternal Grandfather. Mari (Not the feminine "Mary" I'm sure many of the French on this board will testify here that "Mari" is a boys name) is the name of my great grandfather the father of my paternal grandmother.

The fact remains that none of you is right about me and I can happily call you out about that.

[horns666]

God can't help you now!!!!

Thank you, your full name comes in handy. Your picture is now smoldered next to black candles on my alter. Now I owe a small favor to my infernal brother Azaz, but I was assured it will be worth it. My aggression is unmatched, and inspiring. A celebration of so much hate can be very cleansing.

Your ONLY chance is to be as invisible as you possibly can. Please, by all means stay in my presence..it'll only intensify the energy I'm sending you.

I saw your face..

[MartinBarre]

mail my boss and ask him about me and he'll tell you about me.

Mail your boss a link to the pedo-porn you mean?

[horns666]

Mail your boss a link to the pedo-porn you mean?

awesome!

[Blazer]

Mail your boss a link to the pedo-porn you mean?

No my bass guitar.

My boss is well aware of my porn comics though and he's also aware that they are NOT pedo.

Martin, in your post about Martin Barre's Hamer I gave you background info on the Hamer Sunburst, I even gave you a link to Gordon Smith guitars who could make you a matching guitar for far less money, I stuck out my neck for you and this is my thanks?

These are pictures I took during the building process of three matching basses. It shows the workshop of Knooren handcrafted, our milling machine, our routing templates. If I talk about building processes and the construction of guitars, it's because I know of it. It's my job, it's what I've been doing for over elevan years.






As for you Bill, to quote Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." I gave my full name not to show you how rediculous your "Your middle name is 'Mary' right?" comment was but as a token that I'm confident with who I am and because of knowing that no matter how much Bullshit is being said about me, I know the truth and it's enough for me to declare myself and be happy with who I am.

So will I end up in jail because of my comics? No, it's as simple as that, walk into a comic store and you'll find hentai comics depicting even more questionable sex acts, the fact that those comics can be legally sold says everything here. If you want me in jail because of my comics you'll first have to have the law changed and even then, since my comics aren't syndicated you'll have nothing against me. Other then your word against mine that is.

[Blazer]

Oh and to get back on topic: my car's seat is back in place.

[horns666]

Wooter Kabooter, prison would be the least of my worries right now..

..and stop with the "gay" shit. I don't care if you suck 1,000,000,000 dicks at the same time. That's your biz. It's all about respect..something you need to learn alot about.

We said you're a virgin. Technically you're prolly not. But that was nothing special. Well to you it was. But that was ages ago. Pussy has been increasingly few and extremely far between for you. There has never been a steady, decent woman in your life and there never will be. How could they possibly respect you if you don't respect yourself or others. This is why you're a out-of-touch, delusional, creepy, sick fuck, and it will only get much worse.

But even that is the least of your worries at this time.

You have no clue what I've done. But you will!

[horns666]

Oh and to get back on topic: my car's seat is back in place.

That should be the least of your worries..

[wilkinsi]

I think you two should just kiss and make up . Seriously, by bleeding out all this "woe-is-me" life history crap is only gonna encourage people to take the piss out of you.

[Jayster]

Was that real solder(in the pic) you know the good leaded shit?
Dammit, why does everyone else have the good shit?

A side note ;

Blazer,

It seems that almost all of your guitar based contributions are about brands that are not Jackson nor Charvel, this is a Jackson/Charvel board -

Aside from that, I'm not into the devil or satanism. However you're drawings and storyline are quite a bit off base in American society! Whether they're pedo or not I'm not spending the time to look! However a grown man that draws young males 'jacking off' could prolly be spending his time doing something more constructive(less fucked up). If you want to be an artist, fuck that's cool - just don't ever expect a mainstream audience with what you're offering.

As far as your integrity - yeah, you ruined that. You said you were done with us, I realize some of these guys were busting your balls ~ but hey, that's life!

Billz is fucked up, I agree - But, he's offered humor, advice, friendship and an ear when necessary. I'm fucked up too, everyone is to some extent(we all fall short of the glory* nuff said).

Some people here tried to have your back, and you threw them under the bus ........

So in other words


FUCK OFF

[zeegler]

http://www.knooren.nl/workplace/index.htm


Here I am working on that five string bass.
Now who exactly got owned here?

Get in touch with my Boss Jan Knooren, show him the picture of my bass and ask him about it, he'll tell you that I made it.
Here's the E-mail adress.
[email protected]

My bass at the 2006 Frankfurt music fair, who of you guys can claim that one of their self made instruments was displayed in Frankfurt?

Whether you actually work for this guy or not, we don't know in what capacity. Could be sweeping the floors for all we know. The fact remains that ALL of the guitars that you've posted pics of up until this thread, looked like junk. You can think of yourself as a pro guitar builder all you want, but I wouldn't let you within a mile of any of my guitars. Fuck, I wouldn't trust you with a plastic ukulele.