The JCF crowd's going downhill

[Dreamland_Rebel]

don't worry the homos' will move on to PRS eventually.

[Soap]

There's nothing metal about being metal today you jackasses. If you go to alligator swamp.. no better yet, South Central LA to play a banjo, that's fucking metal. Metal is a fucking pussy music. Spoiled suburban cunts think they are so fucking furious. Playing tiny strings tuned to lower register than sumo wrestler's fart blown into a fucking tuba. It's like whacking off with overcooked noodles. Wanna soy sauce to go with it fuckface? And them noodles below the fucking frets, what the fuck is that about? Not to mention all those lego amps with overcompressed shitty sounds just so you don't have to fucking attack the strings. Yeah, that's so fucking metal! I'm Mister Almighty Metal Man, I'm gentle to my fucking strings. Gentle genital-less shredding, that's what you all want to hear right? Another ground breaker on the motherfucking youtube. And don't even mention me about those drummers. Now isn't that a sad bunch of ball-less candy ass bitches. You're not playing on your grandma's pancakes you fuckwit. Skins are meant to be beaten the shit out of, if they remind you of a girlfriends butt so that you have to be all cute with them that means you don't have a girlfriend at all you pussy fuckface looser shithead. And stop tuning the drums like your tom-toms are called Domingo, Carreras and Pavarotti, there's a whistle for calling the dogs home, drums aren't meant for that you idiot. You know nuthin' 'bout this tunin' okay. BOOM BOOM BOOM, that's right asshole, that's what they should do, but you're a little bitch, and little bitch only hears BOOM BOOM BOOM when mommy furiously knocks on the door to stop the fwapping noise. And what the fuck is all that trigger shit all about? If you can't do a decent take with 3 fucking mikes, you fucking SUCK! You probably need triggers to play fucking pocket bongos too. And this is only a tiny part of today's metal. But you old fucks don't get away either. Your sweaty Iron Maiden shirts don't fool me. Act all though listening to Judas Priest, Accept or whatever the fuck. Wow, I'm so impressed... it's the safest fucking music on the planet you bunch of fat dickless twats! Good old Marshall crunch and chuggin' away. Isn't that cool. Listen dipshits... it's 2010!!!!!! Even your fucking grandma would ask you to turn that Marshall up to listen to that nice lovely sound! I'm wild, I'm rebellious, I have a guitar and my 60 year old neighbours dig me!!! YAY!!! But play some Mars Volta for you candy asses and you are like bwaaa!!! Mommy, mommy, what's that noise, I don't understand it. Bwaaa, bwaa, bwaa, bwaa!!! Fuck it, fuck you all!

Endrik, throw something up in the MP3 section I'd like to hear you man.

[toejam]

Rob Halford sang about Fire Island on the Sin After Sin album in 1977... still nobody could figure out he was gay?!? :think:

[atomic charvel guy]

I'm from Queens, Kevin James is from Fire Island-lol

[tonemonster]

you mean Tommy is a fat mall cop?

Have you guys seen the way I fucked up that white/silver flames limited run thread.

WOW. I feel all dirty.

[shreddermon]

The Queen of Queens? Tommy, maybe you and Kevin James can do a TV show together. ...Oh, wait. Wasn't that already done as an Adam Sandler movie? :ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

I'm from Queens, Endrik is from natural parents-lol

[tonemonster]

I'm late to the party, and am all lost in this thread. :think: Tommy was a Caribbean Drag Queen? Or was that Endrick? ...Lucy, you got some 'esplainin to do! :P

no, you got it ALL wrong. Tommy IS a caribbean drag queen, and he likes reverse headstocks.

[shreddermon]

I'm late to the party, and am all lost in this thread. :think: Tommy was a Caribbean Drag Queen? Or was that Endrick? ...Lucy, you got some 'esplainin to do! :P

[tonemonster]

This from the dude that played lead on "Caribbean Queen" !


Ohhhhhhhh! :ROTF:




J/K dude!

Every time your song is on the muzak here at work, I listen for your solo, but then I fall asleep before I get to it! Ohhhhhhh!

Did he cut the solo for the Billy Ocean tune "loverboy" too?? you remember the one with the cheesey ass video that was a bad rip off of starwars.

[Rupe]

There's nothing metal about being metal today you jackasses. If you go to alligator swamp.. no better yet, South Central LA to play a banjo, that's fucking metal. Metal is a fucking pussy music. Spoiled suburban cunts think they are so fucking furious. Playing tiny strings tuned to lower register than sumo wrestler's fart blown into a fucking tuba. It's like whacking off with overcooked noodles. Wanna soy sauce to go with it fuckface? And them noodles below the fucking frets, what the fuck is that about? Not to mention all those lego amps with overcompressed shitty sounds just so you don't have to fucking attack the strings. Yeah, that's so fucking metal! I'm Mister Almighty Metal Man, I'm gentle to my fucking strings. Gentle genital-less shredding, that's what you all want to hear right? Another ground breaker on the motherfucking youtube. And don't even mention me about those drummers. Now isn't that a sad bunch of ball-less candy ass bitches. You're not playing on your grandma's pancakes you fuckwit. Skins are meant to be beaten the shit out of, if they remind you of a girlfriends butt so that you have to be all cute with them that means you don't have a girlfriend at all you pussy fuckface looser shithead. And stop tuning the drums like your tom-toms are called Domingo, Carreras and Pavarotti, there's a whistle for calling the dogs home, drums aren't meant for that you idiot. You know nuthin' 'bout this tunin' okay. BOOM BOOM BOOM, that's right asshole, that's what they should do, but you're a little bitch, and little bitch only hears BOOM BOOM BOOM when mommy furiously knocks on the door to stop the fwapping noise. And what the fuck is all that trigger shit all about? If you can't do a decent take with 3 fucking mikes, you fucking SUCK! You probably need triggers to play fucking pocket bongos too. And this is only a tiny part of today's metal. But you old fucks don't get away either. Your sweaty Iron Maiden shirts don't fool me. Act all though listening to Judas Priest, Accept or whatever the fuck. Wow, I'm so impressed... it's the safest fucking music on the planet you bunch of fat dickless twats! Good old Marshall crunch and chuggin' away. Isn't that cool. Listen dipshits... it's 2010!!!!!! Even your fucking grandma would ask you to turn that Marshall up to listen to that nice lovely sound! I'm wild, I'm rebellious, I have a guitar and my 60 year old neighbours dig me!!! YAY!!! But play some Mars Volta for you candy asses and you are like bwaaa!!! Mommy, mommy, what's that noise, I don't understand it. Bwaaa, bwaa, bwaa, bwaa!!! Fuck it, fuck you all!

What are you trying to say? :ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

awww shut up Endrik, i'm the king of music now, i'm in the 90th percentile of "guitar queero" and rising. here, watch me play this ozzy tune to a tee on youtube, and I don't even need an amp or strings to nail it perfectly. nobody, and i mean nobody hits four different colored buttons like i can. i am the third revelation, I am the god of guitar and music now, you can all bow and genuflect in front of me and wish you could be the god-king that I now am.
(by the way, i make unintelligent comments on youtube as well. people that play a real guitar tell me i'm an asshole all the time. not for being the new god of music, but for making a comment at all on youtube in the first place)

[Endrik]

There's nothing metal about being metal today you jackasses. If you go to alligator swamp.. no better yet, South Central LA to play a banjo, that's fucking metal. Metal is a fucking pussy music. Spoiled suburban cunts think they are so fucking furious. Playing tiny strings tuned to lower register than sumo wrestler's fart blown into a fucking tuba. It's like whacking off with overcooked noodles. Wanna soy sauce to go with it fuckface? And them noodles below the fucking frets, what the fuck is that about? Not to mention all those lego amps with overcompressed shitty sounds just so you don't have to fucking attack the strings. Yeah, that's so fucking metal! I'm Mister Almighty Metal Man, I'm gentle to my fucking strings. Gentle genital-less shredding, that's what you all want to hear right? Another ground breaker on the motherfucking youtube. And don't even mention me about those drummers. Now isn't that a sad bunch of ball-less candy ass bitches. You're not playing on your grandma's pancakes you fuckwit. Skins are meant to be beaten the shit out of, if they remind you of a girlfriends butt so that you have to be all cute with them that means you don't have a girlfriend at all you pussy fuckface looser shithead. And stop tuning the drums like your tom-toms are called Domingo, Carreras and Pavarotti, there's a whistle for calling the dogs home, drums aren't meant for that you idiot. You know nuthin' 'bout this tunin' okay. BOOM BOOM BOOM, that's right asshole, that's what they should do, but you're a little bitch, and little bitch only hears BOOM BOOM BOOM when mommy furiously knocks on the door to stop the fwapping noise. And what the fuck is all that trigger shit all about? If you can't do a decent take with 3 fucking mikes, you fucking SUCK! You probably need triggers to play fucking pocket bongos too. And this is only a tiny part of today's metal. But you old fucks don't get away either. Your sweaty Iron Maiden shirts don't fool me. Act all though listening to Judas Priest, Accept or whatever the fuck. Wow, I'm so impressed... it's the safest fucking music on the planet you bunch of fat dickless twats! Good old Marshall crunch and chuggin' away. Isn't that cool. Listen dipshits... it's 2010!!!!!! Even your fucking grandma would ask you to turn that Marshall up to listen to that nice lovely sound! I'm wild, I'm rebellious, I have a guitar and my 60 year old neighbours dig me!!! YAY!!! But play some Mars Volta for you candy asses and you are like bwaaa!!! Mommy, mommy, what's that noise, I don't understand it. Bwaaa, bwaa, bwaa, bwaa!!! Fuck it, fuck you all!

[jgcable]

This from the dude that played lead on "Caribbean Queen" !


Ohhhhhhhh! :ROTF:




J/K dude!

Every time your song is on the muzak here at work, I listen for your solo, but then I fall asleep before I get to it! Ohhhhhhh!

oops... Recorded through a Rockman X100B
On top of that.. I am fairly certain I was playing a Brad Gillis strat. The preamp wasn't turned on though.

[Grandturk]

Charvel and Jackson guitars and their players were designed and sold for a few reasons.
#1. Playing metal
#2. Shredding metal
#3. They give a player the means to flick picks and bang chicks.

Shit - do you need to do all of them? I'm out. Who wants to buy my Charvels and Jackson? I mean...

yo I found this liek white strat gutter and I want to know how much its worth $$$ I think its custom shop!