The JCF crowd's going downhill

[Dred]

Sometimes I really do want to hurt those kids with their metalcore deathcore crap claiming to be melodic death metal...

Coughkiddiesofbodomcough :ROTF:

[Dred]

Still wish that floyd was black. Or better, if that acoustic had a TOM. Would save me money having to bring that guitar to my proffesional tech who does tech work for big name bands (that random hairy dude working part-time).

[shobet]

Fuck me, I stop paying attention for a while and look what breaks out.

[emperor_black]

My Jackson guitars dont say "Michael" I'm going with I'vebeenhad's henceforth. Oh wait a min...

[Sunbane]

This thread is awesome!

[Carbuff]

I think we may be a bit over the hill but not going downhill

[Grandturk]

This shit's old - I thought we were over the black hardware issue.

[Dred]

I went through this thread again, fucking classic.

Someone needs to index these threads so once they get buried, we can find them with little worry. I know we had a "Memorable Posts" thread, but whatever.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

This shit's old - I thought we were over the black hardware issue.

I thought we all agreed, chrome hardware is too happy.

[wilkinsi]

I thought we all agreed, chrome hardware is too happy.

Thankyou for reminding us that shite band exist.

[zeegler]

Fuck me, I stop paying attention for a while and look what breaks out.

No shit. I didn't even know there were emos around. Who the fuck let them in?

:think:

[VitaminG]

Thankyou for reminding us that shite band exist.

I'm intrigued - who the hell are they?

[Ben...]

Thankyou for reminding us that shite band exist.

And of the fantastic ABBA breakdown in that song.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[Snoogans]

I'm intrigued - who the hell are they?

Well, you asked -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

Don't blame me, Endrik posted it first....

[Rsmacker]

No idea who they are, I watched it with the sound down, and the first thing I notice is some spastic headbanging in front of a couple of keyboard-thingies (sampler?).
This tells me several things:

1. This band are shit. Keyboards are for bands like Bronski Beat. End of story.

2. The spastic is um, a spastic. I wonder if he has worked out the mysterious connection between him headbanging in front of the keyboards and those nosebleeds he keeps getting?

3. They can't pull their trousers up properly. One thing that really pisses me off is people who wear skinny jeans with their arse hanging out. If you wear tight jeans, they should be tight all the way , not with a sagging gusset, it just looks like you've parked your breakfast or that your helper hasn't been there when you got dressed.
And why do people wear those jeans and then get all upset when I leap out and pull them down to their knees shouting "Hubba Hubba! It's a-buggerin' time!!!!" They ought to make their fucking minds up, either they want it or they don't, sending out mixed signals is sooooo confusing for the inner rapist.

4. My pubes are longer than their hair. So they must be all about 15, living with their Mum, and probably all gaymos.