reclaimed holiday entitlement?

[wilkinsi]

I'm not unemployed

[Rsmacker]

I'm not unemployed

No, just unemployable. Well, for most people anyway. But, you'll always have a job here whilst I have sweaty balls which need nuzzling and licking. I'd hate to insult you by paying you something you love to do for free though.

[wilkinsi]

Like what? Ramming your pushbike up your ass? Troll!

[Rsmacker]

I love it when you talk dirty you little scamp.

I'm a troll fol-di-rol and I'll gobble you up for my dinner.

Whilst you gobble my purple-headed custard chucker, obviously.


If you want to push things up my dirtbox, if that's what lifts your skirt, well, who am I to argue? Maybe you didn't want to put it on a public board for everyone to read, I dunno.
But remember, my favourite little Sex Offender in the Workplace, this is why Jodie The Pig gave you the elbow, and I might do the same if you are rough with me. My shitter elastic is nothing like yours, it's very delicate, tears easily. Maybe one day after many years of self-abuse with hairbrush handles, dildos, butt-plugs and gardening implements, my sphincter will resemble your slack jaw but I doubt it very much, you are simply The Rusty Sherriff ('s Badge) of Nottingham, and I salute you.

I'm so glad you are mine.

Kisses

[wilkinsi]

You're obviously delusional. I belong to nobody. You and I have never met. You're just an internet troll who fantasises in gay sex because you have nothing better to do. However, feel free to let everyone know what sick POS you are, because it won't change my opinion.

[Rsmacker]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Stop fighting it, it's perfectly acceptable and legal these days for 2 men to have a normal relationship where one of them is the Daddy and the other one is a sweat-drenched fuckslut chained up in my cellar. No-one is going to judge you, calm down.

[wilkinsi]

I don't care what YOU think, you're a troll.