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Dig 'em up from a long time ago, or put up something you may have heard recently. This thread is only for the finest in JCF spoutings from the mutants that lay out the poetry here..............................
I've gotta go with this one from William Zurlo to lead it off with-
(It would'nt be so great if he was not so serious :ROTF:
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"Do you know you can make your own homemade vagina or bung with a simple rubber glove and a rolled up towel? Yeah man, take any towel and fold it in half..then tightly roll the fucker up. Then take any disposable rubber glove, and pull it over one end of the rolled up towel. Then tuck the middle of the glove into center of the rolled towel. Lube it up and have at it. Sometimes the glove get prolapsed, and inverted. So you may want to experiment with this until you get it right. I liked to place the "love glove" between the couch cusions or two pillows. You blow chum in the glove so there's no worries soiling any fabrics. The fuggin' towel even remains clean because it has a rubber glove rolled over it. Then dispose used glove in a biohazard container...or mail it to that Octo-bitch with the eight vaginas.
People spend good mony on such crap. Money that could be much better spent during this tough economy.
This was a Bill Z Bub public service announcement. "
I've gotta go with this one from William Zurlo to lead it off with-
(It would'nt be so great if he was not so serious :ROTF:
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"Do you know you can make your own homemade vagina or bung with a simple rubber glove and a rolled up towel? Yeah man, take any towel and fold it in half..then tightly roll the fucker up. Then take any disposable rubber glove, and pull it over one end of the rolled up towel. Then tuck the middle of the glove into center of the rolled towel. Lube it up and have at it. Sometimes the glove get prolapsed, and inverted. So you may want to experiment with this until you get it right. I liked to place the "love glove" between the couch cusions or two pillows. You blow chum in the glove so there's no worries soiling any fabrics. The fuggin' towel even remains clean because it has a rubber glove rolled over it. Then dispose used glove in a biohazard container...or mail it to that Octo-bitch with the eight vaginas.
People spend good mony on such crap. Money that could be much better spent during this tough economy.
This was a Bill Z Bub public service announcement. "
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