Any "Young Earthers" here. as in the earth is 6000 years old?

[GodOfRhythm]

Death to all who neglects he who walks behind the corn.

<3

[AK47]

I take it you're being sarcastic? (I sure hope so)

Yes I am but its a cool made for movies theory.

Evolution is intersting when you look at cave man "Lucy" all the way on up to the Homos.

[toxikdeth]

Death to all who neglects he who walks behind the corn.

What can you explain this

[GodOfRhythm]

Yes I am but its a cool made for movies theory.

Evolution is intersting when you look at cave man "Lucy" all the way on up to the Homos.

Thought you were a scientologist or something. Already had a tinfoil hat ready for u and everything.

[Vass]

What can you explain this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Corn

It's actually "he who walks behind the rows"

[Grandturk]

My conciousness dictates my percieved reality.

Therefore I am God.

[Shawn Lutz]

every time I try to carbon date the earths core I get burnt so I gave up I know its older than me

[AK47]

Thought you were a scientologist or something. Already had a tinfoil hat ready for u and everything.

No way man, I embrace the Homos.

[atomic charvel guy]

Yes I am but its a cool made for movies theory.

Evolution is intersting when you look at cave man "Lucy" all the way on up to the Homos.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?
So they wouldn't fill up with sand.

[GodOfRhythm]

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?
So they wouldn't fill up with sand.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[horns666]

Oh I believe in aliens..absolutely.

In fact, they got the baddest party favors and gave me the best orgasm you could ever imagine. All by mental telepathy. They just wanted my goo so they could mix my DNA with theirs. I jizzed for 12 hours straight and filled a large barrel. The actual spermatzoon is fuel to get back and forth to their planet ..which is thru a worm hole right next our planet. God actually intended it to be his personal glory hole but now suffers from ED. So space is full of of glory holes that God doesn't use anymore so that higher life forms can travel thru..

We all came from God's seed via these glory holes. Then the species from God's jizz adapts to their envirement. It's simple common sense man!! God has a fetish for large bodies of water where all life begins no matter what planet. God plunges his divine rod into the deepest oceans and impregnates whatver planet he chooses. But he really has a hard on for Earth and that's was the lost book of Noah. But I think you get the idea..

[atomic charvel guy]

"banned from the bible" a bill z bub history channel special on ommitted books of the old testament-lol

[toxikdeth]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Corn


It's actually "he who walks behind the rows"

What does this have to do with anything

[toxikdeth]

Oh I believe in aliens..absolutely.

In fact, they got the baddest party favors and gave me the best orgasm you could ever imagine. All by mental telepathy. They just wanted my goo so they could mix my DNA with theirs. I jizzed for 12 hours straight and filled a large barrel. The actual spermatzoon is fuel to get back and forth to their planet ..which is thru a worm hole right next our planet. God actually intended it to be his personal glory hole but now suffers from ED. So space is full of of glory holes that God doesn't use anymore so that higher life forms can travel thru..

We all came from God's seed via these glory holes. Then the species from God's jizz adapts to their envirement. It's simple common sense man!! God has a fetish for large bodies of water where all life begins no matter what planet. God plunges his divine rod into the deepest oceans and impregnates whatver planet he chooses. But he really has a hard on for Earth and that's was the lost book of Noah. But I think you get the idea..

This makes too much sense

[horns666]

"banned from the bible" a bill z bub history channel special on ommitted books of the old testament-lol

Yes, I need the connections. I will host the show and challenge ALL historians, theologians, and whatnots. I'll make fools of them, and call them names like "cacahead". I know why we're here, what's in store for us and why. Everyone will cry of shame and disappointment when I reveal the truth. Because Earthlings are the bottom feeders of the foodchain. We are mere poop with just enough intelligence to rid ourselves. Aliens are watching us like episodes of Springer, The View, and Flavor of Love. Man has evolved for millions of years and the best we can offer is.."Flavor of Love"..

No wonder I'm a Misanthrope!