Any "Young Earthers" here. as in the earth is 6000 years old?

[Jacksons Shred]

what does this have to do with anything

outlander!

[Soap]

Resistance is futile.

[Big D]

Hey, can we please get back to making fun of the fundamentalist fucktards please?

[guitarsjb]

What does this have to do with anything

Wait til Isaac shows up..then you'll know.

[FlyingSkull]

[Jacksons Shred]

Wait til Isaac shows up..then you'll know.

Or Malachai....

[Spivonious]

Oh I believe in aliens..absolutely.

In fact, they got the baddest party favors and gave me the best orgasm you could ever imagine. All by mental telepathy. They just wanted my goo so they could mix my DNA with theirs. I jizzed for 12 hours straight and filled a large barrel. The actual spermatzoon is fuel to get back and forth to their planet ..which is thru a worm hole right next our planet. God actually intended it to be his personal glory hole but now suffers from ED. So space is full of of glory holes that God doesn't use anymore so that higher life forms can travel thru..

We all came from God's seed via these glory holes. Then the species from God's jizz adapts to their envirement. It's simple common sense man!! God has a fetish for large bodies of water where all life begins no matter what planet. God plunges his divine rod into the deepest oceans and impregnates whatver planet he chooses. But he really has a hard on for Earth and that's was the lost book of Noah. But I think you get the idea..

Here's another one for the "best posts" thread.

[toxikdeth]

Or Malachai....

Hay Malachai sounds familiar oh ya its in a testament song

[toxikdeth]

Yes, I need the connections. I will host the show and challenge ALL historians, theologians, and whatnots. I'll make fools of them, and call them names like "cacahead". I know why we're here, what's in store for us and why. Everyone will cry of shame and disappointment when I reveal the truth. Because Earthlings are the bottom feeders of the foodchain. We are mere poop with just enough intelligence to rid ourselves. Aliens are watching us like episodes of Springer, The View, and Flavor of Love. Man has evolved for millions of years and the best we can offer is.."Flavor of Love"..

No wonder I'm a Misanthrope!

I really hated flavor of love

[Flatpicker]

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?
So they wouldn't fill up with sand.

Ass.

Friggin Dr Pepper hurts coming out the nose.

[atomic charvel guy]

that's why I'm here, I like to hurt people's noses whenever possible-lol

[SEEGERMANY]

After last weekend, I feel about 6000 years old.

[~K~]

No way man, I embrace the Homos.

oh jeez

[~K~]

I'm on a board where there are some serious bible followers. They do believe the bible is a literal historical document and the stories did happen as written. The believe the earth is only 4000-6000 years old. The explain Dinosaur fossils as the work of the devil to cloud your judgment. When the subject of carbon dating came up they said that carbon dating is not reliable and doesn't work.

Several weeks ago the Vatican announced that they had proven the bones they had were St Peters and they know this because of carbon dating. Suddenly in this form it became reliable in their eyes for THIS use.

[horns666]

Here's another one for the "best posts" thread.

I gotta check out that thread and other's I've been neglecting. Too busy being the God of my world. Being God isn't easy..especially when you're married with kids...It's crazy!

Annywjoo, I can contibute so much to this this. I've been pondery the "why are we here" thing for decades and couldn't belive what I have found. A few montyhs back I contacted the Cleveland Police department for a low flying UFO that was horizontal in the western sky. Then suddenly it was gone. We turned back to return home and there it was even lower, but this time it was in a vertical position. It actually resemble an illuminated skyscaper. It wasn't symetrical at all and you could actually see the dull cement looking craft that was lit up by the most vivd, intense colors I ever saw..the thing was absolutely awesome. A few zone cars were on scene alond with several neighbors. We were in abosutely awe. Again, it disappeared as fast as it appeared. It was NOT from here. The Vatican confirmed and acknowledge the existence of UFO's. The pop made a statement something like "God made all things..and yada yada." so they got the religion/alien angle covered.

This was pretty common place with the air traffic controller at Cleveland Hopkins airport. Nothing ever appeared on radar, but this was pretty common all over the world.

Nasa has TONS of actual footage of UFOs on every fuggin' space mission since the 60's. They're not trying to hide naything ..it all right there for everyone who wishes to view. I believe the media will confirm this once this vids have reaced critical mass. By the time that happens, most people had prolly seen these videos for years and say.."Oh I saw that a 100 times years ago on youtube..whatever". By that time nobody will give a shit. That's exactly how the media will ease people into that big fuggin' revelation..

We are not alone, never was , never will be. In fact we very well could be a primitive version of them that is gradulally advancing fast enough to eventually blend in.

Think, as long as humans here..20 million years give or take a few. Our biggest technical advancements happened during in last 50 years. We're at the point that new phones with all the bells and whistles will be dinosaurs in two fugn' years.