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Originally posted by guitarsjb View PostDamn, and you LIVED through that..wow! Screw that, I'm goin out to hopscotch, bbl.
After a while, I got to love that stuff, simply because of the challenge, mainly because of the fact I sucked ass at them basketballs, footbals, volleyballs, and other such games. Hated those
Mind if I join ya on that hopscotch, luv?Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ Marshall
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Originally posted by Dred View PostThe school had two such stairwells as well. That's small potatoes to other stuff our teacher made us do, though. One thing I remember quite clearly is that he had these thick-leather balls filled with what looked like cut up yarn. If you didn't have an excuse to not have your gear in, well, you'd know that you were pretty much screwed. Grab one of em balls, and start doin squats while on a bench for a lil while. Also, there was stress position where you'd have to lean against a wall, keeping your thighs parallel to the floor, arms out straight. We called that the electric chair, cause you'd start to shake after a while . For variety, you may get to hold one of them balls in your hands while doing it. Fun stuff. You also could, if you chose to, get one of those things to spice up your warmup jog or some obstacle course or whatever.
After a while, I got to love that stuff, simply because of the challenge, mainly because of the fact I sucked ass at them basketballs, footbals, volleyballs, and other such games. Hated those
Mind if I join ya on that hopscotch, luv?
Riii-gght, OK.
I don't suppose they take boarders do they, Wilksy-Baby could do with a spot of Summer School discipline?So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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My daily routine...I never lift weights.
Warm Up:
Stretch all major muscle groups (atleast 10 minutes)
Jumping Jacks 3:00
Iron Mike's 2:30
Pushups x 50
Flutter Kicks x 50
Calisthenics:
Pushups Pyramid (normal width) : 30, down to 15, back to 30
Pushups Pyramid (diamonds) : 20, down to 10, back to 20
Pushups (diamonds) : 5 count down, 5 count up (x10)
Pushups Pyramid (wide) : 25, down to 10, back to 25
Burpee Pullups x 20
Jumping Jacks - 5:00, rest 2:00, 3:00, rest 1:00, 1:30 as fast as possible
Rest 5:00
Situps Pyramid : 50, down to 30, back to 50
Flutter Kicks - 5:00, rest 2:00, 3:00, rest 1:00, 1:30 as fast as possible
Supine Bicycle - 2:00 x 2
Cross Crunches - 50 each side x 2
Leg Lifts - 2:00 x 2
Rest 10:00
Pushups - 2:00, rest 2:00, 1:00, rest 1:00, :30 as fast as possible
Situps - 2:00, rest 2:00, 1:00, rest 1:00, :30 as fast as possible
Rest 15:00
Pullups Pyramid - 5, up to 15, back down to 5
Lunge Walk - 3:00, rest 1:30, 2:00, rest 1:00, 1:00
Cool down stretches
Cardio:
Climb mountain(s) wearing 110lbs of gear.
Let me go dig up our daily PT regime from when I was in RIP. That was a true ball smoker.
Have fun.
-David
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My daily routine
Wake up.
Wank furiously.
Vigorously put my clothes on. Rest.
Eat breakfast. Lots of breakfast.
Have a little nap.
Wake up again.
Wank furiously.
Go to work.
Stop off at cafe for breakfast+
Have snooze in car.
Wank furiously
Wake up, meander into work.
Fire up computer, bending down to push switch.
Rest.
Wank furiously.
Elevenses.
Snooze for hour or so till lunch
Large lunch
Rest.
Go onto interwebs, declare my love for Wilksy-Baby, cry at his nasty comments.
Wank furiously.
Mid afternoon snack
Rest
Pick up pencil from floor.
Wank furiously
Go home
Stop off at well-known dogging spot.
Do not fall asleep. (the trauma of falling asleep in a car, only to be woken by someone tapping on the side window, opening your eyes to be confronted by an erect penis is beyond measure.)
Eat packed lunch stolen from kids going to school that morning.
Wank furiously.
Drive home, changing gear vigorously.
Rest
Wank furiously
Eat large meal.
Rest
Go on interwebs, read more bogus comments from my call-centre bitch.
Phone him for some filthy phone sex.
Wank furiously
Wash filth off my phone when I retrieve it.
Rest
Stay online looking for exercise routines that don't involve me going to a gym because I'm a pikey.
Wank furiously.
4 am - go to bed (early night)So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by guitarsjb View PostJump rope is good too.Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
Watch the whole thing to get the whole drift. It'll be quite funny, trust me. The one about the army is a good one as well.Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ Marshall
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Got huger and more definition with these simple home exercises.
DIPS
PULL UPS
CRUNCHES
PUSH UPS (both handstand (delts) and feet raised (pecs/tris)
(optional Lunges or some squatting, I don't need it, I haul enough weight during the daily activities and use that to train my legs).You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.
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