Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Don't Fuck Toejam on his birthday!

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 3
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 template Next
  • #1

    Don't Fuck Toejam on his birthday!

    Happy birthday Joe!!!

    I seemed to lost my Platinum status on your birthday. What a special day for both of us..

    Well, make sure you beat the bishop twice Joe. Try to leave some skin on it!



    Bill Z
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
    Tags: None
  • #2
    H to the B TJ!

    Comment

    • #3
      happy birthday, ya cat fucker!

      ....no idea why i just called you a cat fucker, but it seemed like the thing to do at the moment.
      Sully Guitars - Built by Rock & Roll
      Sully Guitars on Facebook
      Sully Guitars on Google+
      Sully Guitars on Tumblr

      Comment

      • #4
        HBD Joe !!! On a Friday too, most kick ass!
        Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

        Comment

        • #5
          Happy birthday dude!

          Comment

          • #6
            Happy Birthday ToeyJoe!
            Gear

            Jackson DXMG
            Jackson JS30RR
            Boss ML2 Metalcore Pedal
            Dunlop GCB-95 Crybaby
            Blackstar HT5H
            Marshall MC212

            Gear I want

            Jackson RR1T Black
            Marshall JCM 800 2203
            Marshall 1960A Cab

            Comment

            • #7



              Enjoy your day!
              MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

              Comment

              • #8
                Happy Birthday Joe!
                Scott

                Comment

                • #9
                  Happy B-Day Joesepi! Hey, I lost my Platinum status too! Bill, let's start a "POOP" section!
                  "POOP"

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Joe. Where are you partying?
                    Scott
                    Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Happy B-day Joe.
                      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Happy Birthday Joejam!! Have a great one, bro.
                        Tarbaby Fraser.

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Happy birthday Joe!

                          Yay, now I'm not the only one without Platinum Status. I will be getting it ASAP though.
                          "Dear Dr. Bill,
                          I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                          "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Thanks, guys!

                            Maybe it's been a year already since the Platinum status. I'll have to check with Jeremy and see what's up.
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Originally posted by StukaJU87 View Post
                              Joe. Where are you partying?
                              Thanks, Scott. The Landmark bar in South Amboy tonight.
                              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 3 template Next
                              Working...
                              X