If you're gonna get married, this is how to do it!

[Rsmacker]

I just thought I'd announce it here......I'm going to ask Wilksy Baby to be my wifey, have a nice Summer civil partnership ceremony and lots of flowers. Don't tell him, you know how he is, he'll have to come on here and pretend to be straight, blah blah "rip your dick off troll" etc etc. Maybe when his finger is up, erm, I mean has my ring, then he'll settle down.

(You'll all be invited to the punch/piss-up afterwards too. And fear not, his arse will still be available for gangbangs and video perversions, I just want the world to know he's MINE)









Oh yeah, and then his guitars become MY guitars too. Expect to see them on the Classifieds page, he'll have other things to worry about buying, like adult nappies (diapers) and Prep H.

[bombtek]

Rsmacker.......you should really do the right thing and ask his father for his hand in marriage.......its really only the correct way to go about it.


Oh and be prepared to have your ass kicked once you do this .