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Just thought this was awesome. Nothing like celebrating your union in style.
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Wow,
I would have puked in my mouth a little, or maybe a lot.
A wedding should be traditional, you know .... a man wearing a scuba suit and his bride naked(except for a ripped up venom t-shirt) laying on an island with sharks(with lasers attached to their friggin heads) circling around the island and Rob Halford administrating(with police academies Mahoney under the podium). You know, Traditional!Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke... -
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that was awesome jeri!I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.
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A. They totally ripped off my dancing style - especially the patented "fat-guy fist-pump"
B. Obviously not a Catholic church - must be those loosey goosey protestants
C. and that's the last moment of fun the groom can expect for many years
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Cool post Jeri, thank you I smiled and chuckled.Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...
"Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."
I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.
Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.Comment
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.Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...
"Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."
I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.
Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.Comment
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Looks like alot of fun.
Not like any wedding I have been to.
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Definitely not Catholic.
I used to work wedding receptions for years. They are either a blast or a big drunken pain in the ass. Do you know that Latino girls have the nicest..and are the best..well..fuggit. Oh and if some dudes are sporting mullets ..you're gonna fight.
The coolest reception was at the Cleveland Zoo in the Primate building. It was one of the coolest things I ever seen . Tables set up right by the chimps and gorillas and shit. Nothing like feasting while watching red assed moneys fuck and jerk off while watching you eat, while getting drunk..it was fucking awesome!! BTW, the wife and I were guests at that wedding...it ruled!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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So were you some sort of a wedding cop, trying to crack down on shitty wedding presents or something?Originally posted by horns666 View PostDefinitely not Catholic.
I used to work wedding receptions for years. They are either a blast or a big drunken pain in the ass. Do you know that Latino girls have the nicest..and are the best..well..fuggit. Oh and if some dudes are sporting mullets ..you're gonna fight.
The coolest reception was at the Cleveland Zoo in the Primate building. It was one of the coolest things I ever seen . Tables set up right by the chimps and gorillas and shit. Nothing like feasting while watching red assed moneys fuck and jerk off while watching you eat, while getting drunk..it was fucking awesome!! BTW, the wife and I were guests at that wedding...it ruled!!
Its all fun and games till you get yogurt in your eye.; -AK47
Guitar is my first love, metal my second (wife...ehh she's in there somewhere). -Partial @ MarshallComment
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thats cool, you got one life, do whatever you want with it
That got me thinking that maybe they had the reception BEFORE the wedding....I wonder how many weddings would have been cancelled if receptions were before the ceremony?shawnlutz.comComment
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Yeah bro..that was my part time gig right down the street from where I live. Drunks chicks..WTF..oh man I could have in some deeop hot shit..I mean trouble.Originally posted by Dred View PostSo were you some sort of a wedding cop, trying to crack down on shitty wedding presents or something?
The food was awesome..free Prime fuggin' Rib!!! I used top bring that shit home for the whole family. ..and boxes , canolis, cream puffs, cheese fuggin' cakes,..just boxes of pastries..that was way better than the drunk chicks.
OK, I'm comin' clean..I was tempted once..the chick was just relentless and HOT for Z Bub. Man, I couldn't shake her, but my will was strong and I did no pop (a grape). Then I found out she was the wife of a very big lawyer in town that I fuggin' knew...very well.
I became friend with the owner of the hall and bought his three bolt pre CBS Large headstock white Strat for 300 bucks, and like a dick I sold it ..for more..but I'm sorry I did. That fucker was noisy as fuck, but I didn't wanna fuck with itLast edited by horns666; 07-26-2009, 10:40 AM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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That was all about the bride celebrating the last bj she would ever have to give.
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That's true with the beejes..but that's when I get all religious and bust out the bible and read my wife scriptures of her womanly duties.Originally posted by atdguitars View PostThat was all about the bride celebrating the last bj she would ever have to give.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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