Band Tips

[Rsmacker]

That was a big tip

Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, I know........

Do you often get bunce like that on top of your gig fee or did you do the party for free? If there's only 4 of you in the band, does it sound feasible the guy just gave them a nicely divisible amount of $400? The fact that someone was acting aggressively when you asked him about it would be enough for me, that's no friend, even if you are really good old mates (by which I mean that you can push your luck with really good friends).

Get a couple of gorgeous birds to come up to the band after the next show and beg for some hot sex. Get them to peel off a big wad of cash, about $1000, and ask who is up for it. Then, when the other two step forward, all eager, the girls turn their noses up, say "Euurgh, not you pair of ugly twats, we were talking to these 2" , and drag you and the bass player off to ravish you and pay for the pleasure.


Either way, time for a new band, they are definitely taking the piss.

Talking of piss, if any of these band members piss on your car seat.............ffs don't tell us, I don't think I can handle any more of that bollocks.

[Jacksonguy666]

Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, I know........

Do you often get bunce like that on top of your gig fee or did you do the party for free? If there's only 4 of you in the band, does it sound feasible the guy just gave them a nicely divisible amount of $400? The fact that someone was acting aggressively when you asked him about it would be enough for me, that's no friend, even if you are really good old mates (by which I mean that you can push your luck with really good friends).

Get a couple of gorgeous birds to come up to the band after the next show and beg for some hot sex. Get them to peel off a big wad of cash, about $1000, and ask who is up for it. Then, when the other two step forward, all eager, the girls turn their noses up, say "Euurgh, not you pair of ugly twats, we were talking to these 2" , and drag you and the bass player off to ravish you and pay for the pleasure.


Either way, time for a new band, they are definitely taking the piss.

Talking of piss, if any of these band members piss on your car seat.............ffs don't tell us, I don't think I can handle any more of that bollocks.

Yea everything can be solved with hot chicks wanting you! :ROTF:
I wish Bill was here, because he would tell you guys what to do during the hott sex.

[Trem]

fuck them dicks - i wouldn't even trust my gear around those dickbags.

we actually pull together for things band related, if things that need to be bought ect like the PA, Eq's, strings shit like that, we all kinda own it's part of the band - if there was payment to be had, it would most likely just go back to the band - for gas or for rent or for strings whatever -

like everyone else has already said, get new friends -