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Ok dudes(and dudettes), here is me trying to be funny. I recommend downloading the song first then looking at the lyrics while listening, because it's hard to hear what I sing otherwise.
Pwn3d by a cow
And here are the lyrics
I went down to the Hamburger bar, and I saw
A big fat cow sittin' on a chair, and he said
Why won't you come and grab a bite with me, and I said
I'll never eat any of your kind, and he said
Why not? We taste so damn delicious, and I said
I don't eat meat I'm a vegetarian, and he said
Whatdahell is wrong with you man? Grow some Balls,
Grow some balls!
Out of instinct I grabbed my genitals
I pulled them out of my boxershorts
And then I wielded them in front of the cow,
and then he sued me, for sexual harrasment.
That was how I got 0wned by a cow
That was how I got 0wned by a cow
The damn cow 0wned me, damnit he fooled me
"here comes some out of time guitar playing"
Damn cow 0wned me, Damnit, he controlled me!
But one good thing came out of this, I'm no longer vegetarian!
Guitar solo
End
Pwn3d by a cow
And here are the lyrics
I went down to the Hamburger bar, and I saw
A big fat cow sittin' on a chair, and he said
Why won't you come and grab a bite with me, and I said
I'll never eat any of your kind, and he said
Why not? We taste so damn delicious, and I said
I don't eat meat I'm a vegetarian, and he said
Whatdahell is wrong with you man? Grow some Balls,
Grow some balls!
Out of instinct I grabbed my genitals
I pulled them out of my boxershorts
And then I wielded them in front of the cow,
and then he sued me, for sexual harrasment.
That was how I got 0wned by a cow
That was how I got 0wned by a cow
The damn cow 0wned me, damnit he fooled me
"here comes some out of time guitar playing"
Damn cow 0wned me, Damnit, he controlled me!
But one good thing came out of this, I'm no longer vegetarian!
Guitar solo
End
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