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Usually, I act if my guitar is my dick. I put it between my legs and and play like I am jacking off. At the end, I put my face behind the headstock and spit on the crowd, as if I have just ejaculated. I am a classy guy.
I like to play naked, and slide from the first fret to the 17th really fast..moaning. Then when im done i squirt a bottle of lotion i have behind the headstock onto the audiences face........What is it just me?
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Usually, I act if my guitar is my dick. I put it between my legs and and play like I am jacking off. At the end, I put my face behind the headstock and spit on the crowd, as if I have just ejaculated. I am a classy guy.
Some cool whammy bar tricks I tend to overuse
Like using quick whammy 1 or 2 semitone drops/released for melody purposes (where quick pull-hammer or back-forth slide could be used as well)
Droping an open string, hammering the note, then releasing the bar and some other stuff like that.
"Fading in" notes from the pre-drop
"Skyrocketing" pinch harmonics: pre-diving the bar, hitting the note (w/harmonic), then simultaneously releasing the bar and starting to bend the note (w/fingers). More agressive and squealing compared to just playing the harmonics and bending them afterwards.
I also like to make wide bends (no whammy) - 1.5-2.5 semitones.
And if they are also performed gradually with good vibrato in the end, these long bends sound in lap steel fashion, which is fun.
Because I don't say it
Doesn't mean I ain't thinking it
accent on allmost every note .. "unsmooth" soloes slash style (cant explain it.. when he plays fast his playing isnt smooth... he puts lots of breaks between notes which i like )
If the crowd is shouting for an encore, but the sound guy is shaking his head, ignore him and play anyway
Manhandling the shit out of the guitar, playing too fast, and reaching up to the neck while riffing for quick right-hand hammer-on's. And flinging sweat from headbanging on the first row in the crowd.
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I just found today something I do often but, never really cared about..
When there is a riff with brakes in it or something...
I play the riff then go down and scrape with my hand from the 17-19 fret
up to the riff again...
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