Who has the best chops here?

[jjw]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

yeahh.you know the funny thing with singers is they make us learn the songs they want to play..doesnt matter how fn hard the guitar is to play we all have try our best

now--you tell them you want to play a song you like they will say dont like it..lol..or its not in There range!!!!

[VanOsbourne]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

They are great a loading gear too... grab thier mic and go. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

BTW, my guitarist joke was aimed at the question of the thread not at any forum members.

[VitaminG]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

I've heard a variation on that lead singer joke:

How does a lead singer change a light bulb?

He holds the bulb in the socket and let's the world revolve around him.


And my favourite drummer joke...?

How do you know that your stage is level?

Your drummer is drooling out both sides of his mouth.

[jjw]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

LOL

[nor]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

Q. What do you do when a drummer is at your door?

A. Pay for the pizza.
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Did you hear about the bassist that locked her keys in the car? Had to call the fire dept. to get her drummer out.

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Q. How do you get a rock guitarist to turn down?

A. Put a chart in front of him!

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Q. How do you get a jazz guitarist to turn down?

A. Take the chart away!

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Definition of a optimist = A tuba player with a pager....

[nor]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

There were two people walking down the street. One was a drummer. The other didn't have any money either.

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Q. How do you get two grunge players to play in perfect unison?

A. Shoot one.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get away from the bass solo.

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Q. Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dashboard?

A. So they can park in the handicapped zones.

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Q. How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?

A. Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

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Q. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead drummer in the road?

A. Skid marks in front of the snake.

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Q. Why are guitars smaller than basses?

A. They really are the same size, but the guitarists' heads are bigger.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1."Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
2.Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
3.Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
4.Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
5.None. They have a machine to do that.

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Q. What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

A. "Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"

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Q. What's the difference between a puppy and a vocalist?

A. Eventually the puppy stops whining.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a drummer and an ape?

A. A retarted ape.

[VanOsbourne]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

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Q. What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

A. "Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"

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Q. What's the difference between a puppy and a vocalist?

A. Eventually the puppy stops whining.

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Thanks for the jokes man!

[SeventhSon]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

Q. What do you call a banjo player with a pager?
A. An optimist.

[KevinDguitar]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

[PowerTube]

Re: Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

Q: What do you call a singer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless!

Q: What's the last thing you always hear from a bassist?
A: "Hey, guys, let's try one of my songs."

Q: How can you tell when there's a drummer at your door?
A: The knock speeds up.